so funny!

Posted on Wednesday, May 27, 2009, under

every monring class, ada2 sja ulah classmates ku yg mbuat morning ku hot. ani yesterday punya cerita lah. kn kmi pagi ada class, den smua ngantuk as usual. nasib awal pagi Reading class ba, bangun jua kmi sikit. the problem was, after reading class kmi ada listening class. tau jua kmu betapa boring nya class atu. aku changed seat k tangah2 between liyana and victor. i was sitting infront of my teacher. kabak2 kliah. tangah2 ku concntr8 mliat text, kwn ku ani smua mengajut ktwa, aku pun sakai lah kn tau, skali ku liat kdpn, atu basar ktwa ku!!

my american-mexican friend, laoge, was wearing his sunglasses in the classroom! time cigu ngajar! ia lagi duduk dpn skali! hahaha! den ia tulih k blakang senyum2 lagi tu. panat2! ia ckp atu skill. sal ia ngantuk bah that day. ngantuk bnr. limpang2 arah mija cigu nagur, atu ya makai kaca mata slajur, nada cigu nagur eh.

today punya cerita. then td after class, kmi ada praktis for speaking dialog exam. we didnt have any place to go. den Dajie ani suggest k Sanlitun, den ia sabut ia ada bwa kreta. aku slajur on! hahaha. so kmi mkn pizza lah, ia blnja kmi mkn. lps mkn kmi k STARBUCK! hahaha kmi d sna practice a few times, correcting some parts and add something. kmi mcm riuh d sna. cnath jua, cali2 bh dgn ku ani. ada2 sja idea menyurah. kn pakai pakaian gila2, kn ada sound effect. siapatah jua inda gali ati tu. i was so happy and satisfy with this dialog, my partners..Dajie and Laoge. nanti th ku rakam kmi berdialog. im sure its going to be the best and funniest.

den kmi pun berpisah lah.

then inda kn mau nyusah kn Dajie ngantar aku balik, aku naik teksi lah. awal2 aku kn pky subway, skali jam menunjukkn pkl 3.45pm. aku kompidennya pikir inda traffic jam. waduh!! skali k jalan basar, mampus!!! traffic jam!! bth lah ku dlm taxi, nasib aku kana driver yg frenly. aku praktis lah china ku ani sma ia..

"ko ani overseas student kh?"
"awu."
"student dari mna?"
"dari korea."

satu penipuan!!!! tp pecaya ya yo!! TAPI aku yg mampus lps atu. ia tanya aku pasal the late president yg commit suicide. pasal brand kerita korea. pasal student korea d Beijing. relation China and Korea. mampus!!!! mcm th ku tau sangat. pandai2 lah ku tukar topic psl beijing and DUANWU JIE. aku ani go with the flow lah...

"paci, tau kita kn Brunei?"
"eerrr Brunei ani di Asia selatan ba, negara kaya atu, iakan?"
"awu ia tu."
"kn k Brunei ko kah?"
"awu. aku ada kwn urg brunei(padahal aku), ia ckp d sna inda berapa siuk."

on ya yaw becerita sal brunei. sampai kmi compare2 sma singapore apa...cehhh tau jua ya kn negara ku yg tercinta. den diam lah kmi sal ngalih becerita. udah kn sampai uni ku, dgn rasa besalah ku nyatakan kebenaran.

"paci, time ku ckp aku urg korea pecaya biskita?"
"awu lah."
"banarnya aku bukan urg korea." liatnya ku yaw d blakang skjp." bnrnya aku urg brunei."
"apa eh. inda ku pcya." udh ku bgto atu inda tia pcya.
"asta, cna kn bgto kita ni ah."
"ko bckp china sma ngan urg korea ba. lw urg korea bckp china, sanang ku cam tu."
"ah atu psl d uni ku banyak korea. terlampau banyak."
"nah ertinya ko tipu aku tah tu?????knpa ko ckp ko urg korea?"
"sal urg slalu ckp muka ku sma ngan urg *****. lw ku ckp dr Brunei, urg inda tau."
"nah nasib jua ku sabut sal Brunei smua lurus."
"awu...sorry paci."
"inda papa. nice to meet u. bukan sanang dpt guest dr brunei d krita ani."

bangga lah ku ia tau sal brunei. and bercahaya muhanya ku liat. ada satu part of the conversation yg ia buat aku ketawa brabis lah. ani paksa kmu suruh wn ku cina translate.

"师傅,在北京经常堵车,我烦死了。什么时候不堵车啊?“
”哈哈哈。。下辈子吧! "


to ben! aku tau sal Duanwu Jie!! hahaha i know napa durg ada boat atu, and zongzi. heheh aku mkn tdi satu, the one yg read bean dlm nya.

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